Roanoke Speech, edited for clarity:
Oh sure, you used the government roads to drive to your job and your neighbor used them to drive to his meth dealer. That doesn't mean you're a hard worker. You're just lucky.
OK, maybe you used the Internet to find a job, get a Master's degree or market your product all over the world and your neighbor used it to surf for free pron. That doesn't mean you're smart. You're just lucky.
All this luck could just as easily have blessed your neighbor. In fact, if life was fair, it would have. Just look at the poor guy. He obviously needs it more than you do.
So, just give your profits to the people smart enough to get a job in government so they don't have to work hard, and we'll take care of everything. You're just lucky to have us looking out for you.
