Small Wonder He's a Narcissist

He has a lot of evidence for his belief that he's the center of the universe:

Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize

He took office less than 2 weeks before the nomination deadline.

First Veggies

This is the first time in years I've tried to grow veggies. I've only ever managed to get a few green onions to grow. So I was pleased to see a large zucchini, some basil, some parsley and tomato in the garden. I love to puree zucchini and put it in the freezer for slipping into chili or casseroles, but I hate to pay a fortune for it at the store. I grew these from seed, so I've already broke even.

Chicken Mummy, pt I

So now that we're not homeschooling, we have time for some of those fun homeschool projects we could never get around to when we were homeschooling.

Behold, the mummification of King Kluck:




He's been sitting on my counter lilke that for 5 days. We can't smell him, but he looks a little wet. Could it be time to change his salt already? I really didn't want to do that until trash day, iykwim. On the other hand, I don't want him rotting away and ruining our mummy project. Perhaps it doesn't matter. Mia's really only interested in decorating his sarcophagus.

Where do people find the time

to homeschool. We homeschooled for 1.5 school years. It was fun and fruitful when we were actually schooling, but things were always coming up. The main problem was/is my toddler. She is, shall we say, very active. It was one thing when she napped twice a day, but when she went to one nap, our uninterrupted school time dropped precipitously. If we missed a day due to relatives visiting, illness, doctor appointment etc., we had a hard time making it up.

Then, in October of last year, my mother was diagnosed with a brain tumor while on vacation and had emergency brain surgery in Kalispell, MT. So a solid three weeks of being hysterical with worry and flying back and forth from Kalispell made me despair of ever getting anywhere with school.

I remembered a school I'd checked out when Mia was 4 or 5, but she hadn't been ready for a full day program. But she's matured a lot in the intervening years and they had an opening, so she started in January. It's a small school with about 18 first through sixth graders in one classroom. There is one teacher and one aide for the 18 kids, so she gets a lot of individual attention and can work at her level in each subject without leaving the classroom. The public school wanted to pull her out of class several times a week for this and that. The school preserves many of the things I liked about homeschooling, but stuff actually gets done.

Craft Hell

They're supposed to be cats:
Yes, cats. We've always lacked craft skills around here, but alas, Mia is now old enough to notice how much these don't look like cats.

Thought you were having a bad day?

Who knows? Could be the start of a new trend.

Become One With The Lesson

So we started studying the rain forest yesterday. We read that a poison dart frog carries its tadpoles on its back up a tree and deposits each in its own bromeliad. Instantly, Mia wanted to be a tree frog. She asked my to make a tadpole from construction paper and tape it to her back. Then she went out in the yard and climbed a tree. I tried to reel her back in, but either she forgot everything she's learned about math in the past 6 weeks, or I failed to recapture her attention. School canceled due to total lack of focus.

Then today, I broke out the funtastic frogs and the balance to attempt something fun, yet math related. Well, about one minute in, she wanted to be the balance. I worked with this by having her hold an item in each hand and guess which was heavier. Then she placed the items on the real balance to check.

Learning to Ride

Here's a bike riding tip I picked up last week. Take the pedals off the bike and lower the seat until the child can place her feet on the ground. Then the child can become comfortable with balancing without having to worry about pedaling.


First, Mia only took her feet off the ground for a few feet:


But pretty soon, she was coasting all over the place:


We're going to put the pedals on this weekend and see what happens.

Class Cancelled On Account of Beautiful Weather

The weather forecast was sunny and 75 degrees for today, with rain later in the week. So, I did that flexible homeschooler thing and took the kids to the Overland Park Arboretum and Botanical Gardens. I've been meaning to check it out for awhile, but it always seemed so far away. In fact, it took us less than 15 minutes and was well worth the trip. They have a great water garden where we saw a frog, a lizard and various butterflies and dragonflies. Sidewalks ran through all of the gardens, making it easy to take the stroller. The baby loved the streams and waterfalls that ran close to the path.

Naturally, I discovered the camera battery was dead and didn't get one picture. But here is one shamelessly pirated from their website:
A good time was had by all and we even got home in time to do math.

Olympic Byproduct

We've been watching a lot of Olympic coverage. We experienced an immediate rise in jumping off furniture, somersaulting across the living room and sprinting down the hall. No problem. I expected it. I did the same thing when I was a kid. But I did not expect to hear this: "Mom, can I have some Coke with lunch? So I can support Olympic dreams".