Sunday, August 14, 2005

Coup Narrowly Averted

Via The English Professor, I heard about the case of Four-star general Kevin Byrnes, who has been relieved of his command, apparently for adultery. Well, I thought I'd google a little to find out more about this. That's when I stumbled upon The Truth (secure tinfoil hat before clicking through). Byrnes was, in fact, " the leader of a faction that was preparing to instigate a coup against the neo-con hawks in an attempt to prevent further global conflict." And/or he stumbled upon the neo-con plan to launch a false-flag nuclear attack within the United States so they could declare martial law and attack Iran. Apparently, the shock of the neo-con-staged 9/11 attacks wasn't strong enough to override Americans' attachment to the constitution, so this time, they're going nuclear.

Well, now that we've got that cleared up, let's take a moment to be amazed at the organizational skills of the far-left. Do you think they have flow charts mapping all this out? It's impressive in a paranoid sort of way. No matter what happens next, they've already blamed Bush.

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