Tuesday, June 27, 2006

It Was Bound To Happen

I took Mia to the Toy and Miniature Museum over the weekend. At one point the docent, a 300+ pound gentlemen, approached us. Mia, with her usual bluntness asked "Who are YOU?" He replied "I'm a guy who walks around in here." Now Mia has some speech difficulties, but what she said next was clear as a bell: "Why are you so fat like that?"

While I was, quite literally, paralyzed with horror, the docent replied "I was just made like that." Mia got back in his good graces by promptly responding "I'm little, I was made like that." I'm glad she had a reply, because I was speechless.

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